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Was she stoned? Woman marries Berlin Wall

August 27, 2008

A farmer who married someone he met on the Internet has asked for the marriage to be annulled after finding out that his bride, Randy Victoria, is actually a man named Ralf.

In happier news, a woman with a “bizarre fetish for inanimate objects” has been legally married to the Berlin Wall for 29 years.

God is not mentioned anywhere in the U.S. Constitution. When asked why, Alexander Hamilton supposedly said, “We forgot.”

The tradition of black judicial robes began in 1694, when all of England‘s judges attended Queen Mary‘s funeral dressed in black robes as a sign of mourning.

An Australian motorist was fined for putting a seatbelt around a case of beer instead of his 5-year-old passenger.

— Thomas E. Egan, tom.egan@exhibitAnews.com

 

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