Divorce by download: cheap or even free
October 13, 2008
My mission: Test-drive commercial computer software that generates legal documents. Step 1: Prowl the Internet for the software. Step 2: Put the car keys away. You can download forms to fill out on a computer and print for the courthouse files. More Read More →
Do-it-yourself law: You might save money, but don’t count on it
October 13, 2008
Wandering the Internet can leave people with the heady feeling that they can do anything. In the cyber realm, after all, anyone can book airline reservations, file income tax returns or diagnose an illness and everyone is a political pundit.
Computers help thousands of Marylanders every year take their divorces,... More
Milwaukee man faces jail time for shooting lawnmower
October 13, 2008
A Milwaukee man is facing more than six years in jail after he attacked his lawnmower with a sawed-off shotgun. Keith Walendowski, 57, said he became “pissed” when his 21-inch Lawn-Boy wouldn’t start and believes he did nothing wrong. “I can do that. It’s my lawnmower and my yard, so I can shoot it if I want,” he said. But police charged him with felony weapons possession and a misdemeanor count of disorderly conduct while armed. Dick Wagner, a local lawnmower... More
Woman threatens lawsuit over dog obituary
October 13, 2008
A Florida woman is threatening to bring a discrimination lawsuit against a local newspaper because it refuses to run an obituary for her dog. When Kimberly DeWolf’s 12-year-old pup Bailey passed away, she took a week of bereavement leave and submitted an obituary to the West Orange Times. But the paper refused to run the announcement based on a policy that death notices are limited to human beings. But DeWolf insists that Bailey is “not a dog: he’s my child. They’re discriminating... More
Paris Hilton sued for not generating enough publicity
October 13, 2008
Paris Hilton is being taken to court for not getting enough attention. The ubiquitous hotel heiress was paid $1 million for her role in the movie “National Lampoon’s Pledge This!” in which she appeared as a sorority president at South Beach University. In addition to her display of acting talent, Hilton was credited as executive producer and agreed to provide “reasonable promotion and publicity” for the film. But Hilton “failed to attend any talk shows”... More
Trick or Treat! Do you have a lawyer?
October 13, 2008
What is the color of albumin? If your house has ever been egged on Halloween (or its evil twin, Mischief Night), you would know. It’s a slimy shade of egg white that inevitably becomes mixed with yellow streaks of egg yolk and a mosaic of eggshell shards. And it’s often impossible to remove. Get out the power washer, hire a painter, get really angry; but think twice about taking the brats who did it to court. The Halloween season of pranks and misdemeanors is upon us, and Baltimore attorney T.... More
Flawed evidence puts legal process on trial
October 13, 2008
Roland Walker has been practicing law since 1952. You’d think he’d seen it all, but he said his faith in the system was rattled to an unusual degree recently. More Read More →
Think hard before buying a gun for your home
October 13, 2008
If you’re a homeowner, should you get a handgun to protect yourself?
You may be asking this question in the wake of the Supreme Court’s recent decision overturning the D.C. law restricting handguns has led to an upsurge of interest in guns for protection. The instance of a Baltimore resident defending his house against a burglar also captured a lot... More
Letter to the Editor
October 13, 2008
To be frank, I was shocked that “How many ticking time bombs are out there” appeared in a legal newspaper [August’s Exhibit A]. Dan Dreibelbis, a professor and retired FBI agent, condemns the recent Supreme Court decision which granted habeas corpus rights to the Gitmo detainees. How can anyone in the United States be opposed to our Bill of Rights? Possibly the most important right of all is due process. Without due process, we have no justice system. The professor lamely argues that the... More
How an FBI informant took down a crooked city politician
October 13, 2008
The word “informant” conjures up equal amounts of pride and angst in law enforcement officers. Frequently referred to as the lifeblood of investigations, an informant is a vital resource for investigators at every level. I saw many different types of informants during my 25-year tenure as a Special Agent with the FBI. I was fortunate to deal with informants who made cases for me or my fellow agents. But I also saw how informants can be clever, ruthless people who can walk between raindrops... More
